Womens groups have noticed that all of Jesus' apostles are men and that this flies in the face of todays Equality agenda.
Lizzy Bendick of the Femminist Action Now Not Yesterday! demanded that PM David Cameron brought an end to this blatant injustice.
A spokesperson for the Prime Minister said that he had promised action "in this Parliament" to ensure full representation for Women at The Last Supper and that Nick Clegg was chairing an Action Group investigating the complete absence of ethnic minorities, culture enrichers, LGBTG persons, the elderly, skateboarders and the disabled from The Last Supper.
The Archbishop Of Canterbury issued a statement saying that "In the fullness of time we will be issuing an apology on behalf of the Church but we are a bit busy right now what with it being Xmas and that".
Meanwhile Ed Miliband claimed that he had tweeted The Pope asking for his support but says that the Supreme Pontiff had not got back to him.
A source at New Scotland Yard revealed that there were no plans to scour the country for copies of The Last Supper since it was "not designated 'hate-crime', yet"'
Lizzy was later overheard confiding to a girlfriend "This'll get the bastards on the run. We'll go for the monastaries next; if girls can be boy scouts why can't they be monks too?"
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